Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Greetings via Skyler Hardman

Skyler has been a surprisingly huge supporter of this blog, & making it more common knowledge around Snow College campus, even though I don't want him to. Skyler seems to be quite a big man around this campus: from writing in the School newspaper, to being a leader on the Ambassador team, does his duties as the treasurer of the Business club, and even chatting it up on the radio station-- The Kage.
1. Me: color?
Skyler: white
2. Me: Favorite bedtime preparation activity?
Skyler: The evening chat with my roommates
(we are then interrupted by a startling package coming from his backpack. When the contents are exposed i am exceedingly anxious and very disturbed. He produces white bread, a brand new bottle of my least favorite thing Squeezable mayo & then 3 different types of my least favorite snack-- Slim Jims. Dry heaving errupts and shatters my whole body. We eventually move past the awful smelly snack & return to the scheduled interview...) Photos courtesy of Jacee Hardman
3. Me: Desired super power?
Skyler: Time travel
4. Me: Creepiest thing you have ever done?
Skyler: One time I was at Carl’s Jr, one of my best friends throughout my whole life Jesse Holman ordered a shake, without whipped cream. They ignored his request and gave him whipped cream which he shaved off and put on a napkin and then everyone I was with the window and then I was dared to throw the whipped cream on the window and my friends said they would pay me. So I did it. On the way out, I chucked it at the window whilst saying, “I said no whipped cream!” That ten bucks paid for my bowling at Jack & Jill's that night.
5. Me: favorite past time?
Skyler: Baseball. It’s America’s past time.
6. Me: sought after vocation?
Skyler: (said in an almost disturbing whisper) “Does that mean my job?” Well then, a sports news anchor.
7. Me: What percent of the population would you say can multi-task, & do you think you can?
Skyler: 48%. And they don’t do it well. And no.
8. Me: Best & worst memory?
Skyler: Best: Family trips. Worst: being struck in my crotchal region with a baseball while on the radio.
9. Me: Today is November 2nd, do you plan on casting a ballot?
Skyler: I tried, turns out you have to register first.
10. Me: Feelings on the Obama’s Health Care reform?
Skyler: I think it’s called socialism and I don’t like it. But, I haven’t researched it that much, and I may be brainwashed by Fox News.
11. Me: Favorite thing about Snow College?
Skyler: The girls. Not very original.
12. Me: How do you deal with conflict?
Skyler: I win.
13. Me: Favorite Nabisco product?
Skyler: Does that include the parent company Kraft? (Answer is No.) Well then, Oreos, not double stuffed.
14. Me: Would you rather have a cup & a half of sand in your underwear, or a cup & half of mayonnaise in your hair for a whole day?
Skyler: I would easily pick sand. The persistant vomitting by yourself and those around you would be unbearable if you had mayo.
15. Me: Biggest Accomplishment?
Skyler: Serving a two year mission... twice. (???)
16. Me: Favorite catch phrase?
Skyler: the game. Ok um, “Uhhh” (lower than his typical voice) followed with a nice fist pound. My second favorite is G’d up from the feet up. It means your gangster from your toes to your head.
17. Me: Biggest pet peeve?
Skyler: Something that I hear Ashley Palmer does. Setting your alarm an hour before you have to get up.
18. Me: What makes you laugh? What makes you cry? What makes you laugh while you cry?
Skyler: Humor. Sadness. Someone getting hit where it hurts. Because I laugh while I cry.
19. Me: You have just been granted 3 ultimate wishes. What do you wish for?
Skyler: (eyes closed in a sort of deep serene silence.) 1. I wish to always have a happy family. (Can my question mess with people’s free agency? Okay then, )2. I wish for my future kids one day to always desire to live the Gospel of Christ. 3. To have a lifetime supply of squeezable mayonnaise.
20. Me: What song describes your life?
Skyler: (reflective laughter) #1 by Nelly. I just have to stick with my theme. Cocky seems to be my theme today.
21. Me: Would you rather have one eyebrow shaved, or no eyelashes?
Skyler: One eyebrow. I mean do you understand how important your eyelashes are? Do you want sweat from your brow running into your eyes after you work out?!!

22. Me: Favorite scripture?
Skyler: Looking around franticallly, Oh I don’t have them. (Said with conviction) Mosiah 7:33, I think. (Nevermind the conviction)  I don’t know it’s on my plaque. I really like Ether though. I really like Matthew 7 I mean 11, the last three verses. I went to Catholic mass this week.... (bringing him back from memory lane to the interview...)
23. Me: What is your favorite childhood memory with Jacee?
Skyler: Free style rapping. We’re dope. We were good. (gaining momentum) Like we are straight out the hood. Frankly just exploring our musical talents together.
24. Me: Favorite workout?
Skyler: Who says that’s apart of my life? Sports. Basketball. Actually I like baseball more, but it’s hard to get together and play baseball.
25. Me: Biggest adventure?
Skyler: Roadtrip to LA (posed as almost a question, followed into a startling rampage.) Included WALL-E which sucked. Ten bucks each to see it. I don’t reccommend it.
26. Me: What is something that most people don’t know about you?
Skyler: (quizzical brow appears) I one day would like to be a Stand-up commedian. I just love making people laugh. You know what? I killed it at FHE today. I made like 4 people laugh. The hard ones are naturally funny. Especially Jacee and I.
Me: Final Words?
Skyler: I would like to give a shout out to any international readers on this blog. Hold on. I don’t want to blow this. Peace. Don’t say peace. (Laughing creepily to himself.) G’ed up from the feet up. Uhhh.
Bye?

So as you can see, Skyler is quite the joy of a guy. He is a self proclaimed humble soul, & he keeps me laughing.

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